I blame Lindsay Lohan, Part I
I actually spotted this catastrophe out in public, at a Starbucks, and had to snap some stealth shots. Here it was:
Grey Austin Zoo tee with a wolf on the front;
opaque footed green tights;
multicolored patent knockoff heels.
It was all I could do not to try and help this woman, as she has obviously been unduly influenced by the likes of Lindsay Lohan (see Go Fug Yourself). She was clearly uncomfortable, too- she kept tugging at that sad t-shirt. Please, wear bottoms!
I'm not sure if this is more painful or funny. A good rule of thumb: if it feels awkard, it looks awkward. I hate to spell out another obvious remark, but you can't rely on funky shoes to make the outfit.

1 comments:
That's my little sister in your photo. She is autistic and colorblind and has a really hard time trying to fit in. I guess it's pretty easy to sit back and laugh when you haven't had to deal with what she faces every day, though one wonders what you're compensating for by making fun of handicapped girls.
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