Not happening, honey

I got it in my head a couple years ago (don't let this taint your faith in my fashion savviness, please), but I did get the idea that jean jackets would make a comeback.

They didn't. And thank Fashion Goddess that I didn't try. And a note to Joy Bryant: don't you try either. We aren't interested. And it doesn't make you look fresh, edgy, or good-dirty. It doesn't even take your uptown look even a little bit downtown. Instead, it time-travels it back to 1998. Sorry.

Her stylist must have been inspired by Steve on 90210. I'm glad you let this idea go. And just for the record, I was never on board. I remember thinking "Please God don't let Amy try to convince me by actually wearing her denim jacket in public". Never happened. Thank God.

Nice find on the scallopy little number underneath though.

Leave it

Maria Menounos looks ok, but this is over. Too tight, too done.

Yeah, I know what you mean, throw us off a little bit! Mess your hair up or something.

And there's something about boots with a flap on top that I don't like. They remind me of Beyonce or something... Am I totally off? Do they have the potential to look cute?

Do we need this? Really?

Add Gisele to models-going-designers: she's creating a capsule collection called Bundchen by Dolce and Gabbana (to be released early March).

How many lines of clothing can one world support? Do any of them actually stand out? I declare this Tired and Boring!

She should think up a documentary on hot Brazilians or create art for dogs or design cigarette cases or really anything but whip up another bunch of sequins for people to throw on their backs.

When did this come back in style?

The fur shrug? Huh?

Let's dissect that. Fur: out! Shrugs: out! And both out with good reason.

Don't be caught in this.

It's been tired for years. Especially the raccoon.

One thing for sure: this guy is taking direction from Prince on how to make an entrance. Ha!

(Dayssi Olarte de Kanavos, Nicholas Scoppetta, Ashley McDermott, in Oscar de la Renta and Harry Winston jewels; Dr. Lisa Airan, at the New Yorkers for Children Benefit.)

Thank God it's almost Labor Day

I've never been a fan of rules, but... enough with the white clunky shoes already.

True of false: I heard that women with dark hair should stay away from white shoes.

I've never heard that one! Shall I try it?

Don't try this at home

Or out at night, or anywhere, except gardening in your yard! And even that's iffy!

Maggie Q has a hot bod but still fails at pulling off a romper.

I think this look is just way too skimpy and looks dated.

I say no for a different reason.

If the sign was removed she would blend in with the wall. Not good. Throw some color in there girl!

(Maggie Q at the "Balls of Fury" Los Angeles Premiere.)

They're beautiful, but...

Gosh I'm tired of this look. How many Jessica Simpsons does this world need?

I'm not trying to be mean. Just over it.

Hell yes! What would they be without platinum long hair, level 3 tanning, and Mac lipglass. OK, they're still super hot, but that's the idea.....change it up!

(Marisa Miller and Heidi Klum at the Victoria's Secret Body by Victoria Full-Coverage Uplift Bra Launch.)

Bars over their eyes

Kelly: Too tight + too many accessories = Major DON'T. Sienna isn't full-fledged DON'T... but something just seems wrong and I can't put my finger on it. Too lacy/office?

Sometimes the best choice is a white tank and hot jeans; you don't need all of the extras. I think Sienna needs some hardware.

Let's Move On...

Again at the Cartier event, Debra Messing chose a headband. I have curly hair, so I know the struggle. But it's time to say goodbye to this prim and proper, little girl look- at least for evening. Am I wrong in thinking that a) it's over and b) there was never any sex appeal in the headband anyway? OMG, headbands should never be mixed with formal wear. I totally agree; not flattering, not cool...ditch it!